There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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