I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
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