Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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