you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
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