Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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