Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Slut skills are useful in every country.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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