Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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