Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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