thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
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