I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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