Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
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