Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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