you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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