he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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