I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
