I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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