There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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