sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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