Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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