Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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