Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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