Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I'm really busy with my period
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