Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
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