Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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