Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
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