Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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