HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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