I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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