oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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