Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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