Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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