wat bout pragnant strippers??
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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