the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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