i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
How naked do you want me to be?
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