Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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