Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
