Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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