Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
I checked into jail on foursquare
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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