On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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