Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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