Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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