i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
?
he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Randomize
