i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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