Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
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