I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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