Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
Randomize
