i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
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