Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
