So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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