Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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