I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Maybe he injected his testicle?
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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