I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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