I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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