Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I think my moral compass just broke
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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