Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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