Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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