that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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